var quotes = new Array(num_quotes)
 quotes[0] = "Everything is an art <strong>and</strong> a science. -Ahren Bader-Jarvis"
 quotes[1] = "Everyone is too young to comit suicide. -Ahren Bader-Jarvis"
 quotes[2] = "We are all weird! if you think you're &quot;normal&quot;, you're weirder than the rest of us. -Ahren Bader-Jarvis"
 quotes[3] = "I am un-i-que (my own way of saying unique). -Ahren Bader-Jarvis"
 quotes[4] = "It's enough of a hastle to find out what I think of me to care about what other people think of me. -Ahren Bader-Jarvis"
 quotes[5] = "We are all weird, we live in a weird world...DEAL WITH IT! -Ahren Bader-Jarvis"
 quotes[6] = "Just because I inject vinegar into my desk doesn't mean I'm weird... right? -Nathan Simpson"
 quotes[7] = "If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
 quotes[8] = "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. -Ghandi"
 quotes[9] = "Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. -Albert Einstein"
 quotes[10] = "(After my mom had thrown my dirty sock at me) &quot;Mom, STOP! You're commiting socksual abuse!&quot; -Ahren Bader-Jarvis";
 quotes[11] = "True love is love of one's self. -Ahren Bader-Jarvis";
 quotes[12] = "The mind is like a parachute, It only works when it's open.";
 quotes[13] = "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind. -Dr. Seuss";
 quotes[14] = "In my belief, you haven't been anywhere until you have been in the arms of someone who loves you...and they have been in your arms as well -Amanda H.";
 quotes[15] = "You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you are all the same";
 quotes[16] = "If you judge people, you have no time to love them";
 quotes[17] = "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.";
 quotes[18] = "Dont let other people tell you who you are. Their only job is to get to know you. -Amanda H.";
 quotes[19] = "Life is not gained by the minds of dignity, power, and success, but by the hearts of wisdom, truth, and love. -Amanda H.";
 quotes[20] = "You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you are all the same";
 quotes[21] = "Love can be percieved by an overjudgement of feelings. -Ahren Bader-Jarvis";
 quotes[22] = "Spooning leads to forking";
 quotes[23] = "Love is like peeing your pants...Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.";
 quotes[24] = "True love is not love at all, it is a connection on only the deepest levels of existence -Tony W.";
 quotes[25] = "The time is always right to do what is right. -Martin Luther King Jr";
 quotes[26] = "Sleep is a wonderful mood enhancing drug. -Jim M.";
 quotes[27] = "It's not a good reality TV show unless there is making out in hot tubs. - Ali W.";
 quotes[28] = "Nothing's more emo than an emo wearing white - Ali W.";
 quotes[29] = "God, I wish my grass was emo so it would cut it's self. - Whitney H.";
 quotes[30] = "Dude, She just called me adoreable, quick say something manly. -Ali W.";
 quotes[31] = "I followed your train of thought, I just chose not to ride with you. -Ali W.";
 quotes[32] = "The Tootsie Roll...is it caramel, fudge, taffy? We Don't Know! -Tony W.";
 quotes[33] = "Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. -Voltaire";
 quotes[34] = "A painting is music without sound -Tony W.";
 quotes[35] = "When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right. -Albert Guinon";
 quotes[36] = "You made me miss my son's fourth grade production of &quot;The Horsie Who Couldn't Clippity Clop!&quot; -Tommy M.";
 quotes[37] = "Shoot for the moon!  Even if you don't make it, you'll land among the stars.";
 quotes[38] = "Teachers are not immune to moronity -Scott M.";
 quotes[39] = "Am I a ricecake? -Randy B.";
 quotes[40] = "If money makes the world go round, what is it like to have your world stand still? -Tony W.";
 quotes[41] = "The water on the earth has always been here; you are drinking dinosaur pee. -Scott M.";
 quotes[42] = "Naked. -Zandy";
 quotes[43] = "Woah! How did cheese get in my nose? -Jemima B.";
 quotes[43] = "Only the finest gothic-industrial music passes <i>these</i> ears. <img src='http://djahren.com/personal/images/mockilock.jpg' />-Mockilock"
 quotes[44] = "Life is a song, Love the lyrics."
 quotes[45] = "The reason we have two ears and only one mouth is that we are supposed to listen twice as much as we speak."
 quotes[46] = "(Immediatly after a poem was read) Beer! -Josh P."
 quotes[47] = "Wait, how do you spell geniuss? -Ahren Bader-Jarvis"
 quotes[48] = "GRAWR! I'm a dinasaur! -Ali W."
 quotes[49] = "Did someone say shampoo? -Tommy M."
 quotes[50] = "Vittu Perkeli! -Ali W."
 quotes[51] = "Mita Vittu! -Ali W."
 quotes[52] = "Without rock and roll I am nothing! -Scott M."
 quotes[53] = "Happy Depression Day! -Josh P."
 quotes[54] = "How come a light can destory the darkness but a huge darkness can't destory a little candle light? -Inci Çinarlidag"
var num_quotes = quotes.length;